Festus Papyrus

Satyrday Festus Papyrus

It is likely that this book should not be read under any circumstances. If you choose to read it, please, refrain from describing it as horrid, disgusting, or vile. It is all those things, so you walk into it with open eyes. The great god Pan was once everything. He spread through out eternity and infinity. He was a part of everyone and everything. Then he plowed Gaia. Then he lost it all. That was all long long long before this nasty piece of work got started. We find Pan as Lotonym. A sad satyr that has lost his identity and just wants to get a good piece of trim. Finding said good piece of trim, Lotonym determines that Susan is so lonely that he needn't use his flute to woo her. There we begin. There is also a very angry squirrel; a sad ginger boy; and Pan's other half, a soulless automaton programmed to tap ass and kill. And Jesus. There's also Jesus. A very horrible book. Also, a perfect reflection of our times.