Robert Macilwain

Slousky Robert Macilwain

Eugene Slousky is one disturbed bastard. He runs the sickest shock site online, the eponymous Slousky.com. Anything goes when it comes to his webpage, may it be confidential police crime images, twisted and even violent pornography, disconcerting medical record photos, ones which the public should not have access to, however he makes all of it available, and for free. Slousky is filthy rich due to his site because the amount of sick individuals who patronize his page is mind-blowing. Folks have to come to love Slousky, or better, they love to hate him. He's a pure misanthrope, totally apathetic, sexist, racist, a homophobe. He hates everything and everyone without prejudice and people love his nihilistic and anarchistic blogs. Slousky becomes so big that he comes to see himself as an online messiah (or an anti-messiah), and just like Jesus, he believes his own death will start a revolution, a new religion (or an anti-religion). Somehow, in his twisted mind, he convinces his own self that by committing suicide it will somehow save humanity from its own stupidity. So on October 10th 2010 (10/10/10) at 10:10:10.10 PM, Slousky decides to hang himself while livestreaming the whole ordeal. He's so disillusioned that he'll resurrect and he'll have an impact on humanity, just like Jesus. Unfortunately for Slousky, he does come back, however it's not for the living... Slousky has come back to save the dead.