Steven Craig Welch

Tiny and Craig Steven Craig Welch

This story was written as a bedtime story fairy tale for county jail inmates' bedtime story so the writer felt safe.

Francisco native since arriving in 1955. Lives in Sonoma County wine country. Former standup comedian, pirate radio show host, chef/cook and dishwasher/owner of tiny bistro in Humboldt County.

The story began as a bedtime story for other inmates in County jail when I was afraid of them. Tired of the rat races, I ran a classified ad "Revenge is best served as a cold cream pie' and threw around 400 pies for a nominal fee. Choctaw tribal member uncomfortable enough with tech to still be carrying a flip phone. Call before you text please. Yakoke is Choctaw for Thank you. Yakoke.