Geoff Schmidt

The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book Geoff Schmidt

I don't know where my hat is I can't find my lucky shoes I lost my favorite pair of socks and my backpack's missing too Last week I lost my glasses They're nowhere to be found I've looked around all over Turned my room upside down Maybe they just disappeared I've searched for long enough Maybe it's time to face the facts: I'm no good at finding stuff Wait what's this on the shelf? This looks kind of special A book of poems for coloring, hmm Where are my colored pencils? A wise person once said, "The world would be a better place if we all just took some time to color weird pictures or enjoy a poem or two." With The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book, you can do both - at the same time! Take in the joys of short poems about aliens, monsters, monkeys, old guys, a wizard, a turtle, an aspiring president, a bizarre character named Crackersauce, and many others while you bring the drawings to life with splashes of color. The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book is a collection of more than thirty goofy poems in the spirit of Shel Silverstein, accompanied by equally goofy and detailed illustrations to color. Perfect for kids and adults, boys and girls, dogs and cats, heroes and villains, and everyone in between.