Maryann Price

EavesDroppings Maryann Price

It all started when Aaron "Smokey" Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, "My pants are on their last leg!"

Together with a slew of comical contributors that include Steve Harvey and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, M. Price and Smokey Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as: - Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.
- That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.
- The jazz musicians were in a jam.
- The cowboy was at the end of his rope!
- The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.
- The naked gambler was on a winning streak.
- I said to my adrenal gland, "What's the rush?"
- I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.

Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.