If I Touch a Star Will I Sparkle Too?: a Fan's Guide to Meeting Stars

IF I TOUCH A STAR, WILL SPARKLE TOO? hilariously details the true, madcap antics of a fan who, armed with a camera and a lot nerve manages to meet hundreds of celebrities. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO: Gaze into Warren Beatty's eyes from just inches away?Have Frank Sinatra tell his bodyguards to cool it while he poses for a picture with you?Be invited over the radio by Shirley MacLaine to come visit with her backstage?Take afternoon tea with Laurel & Hardy?Break into John Huston's estate and demand to see Gregory Peck?Share an elevator with Neil Diamond?Interrupt Jerry Lewis's act to wangle an invitation backstage?Be protected by Cary Grant while being purued by a house detective?Crash a coctail party to sip martinis with Doug McClure, Wayne Rogers, Cornel Wilde, and others?Lucille Ball's antics in an episode of "I Love Lucy" pale by comparison to this fan's reaction when she finds herself sitting across from James Garner in a restaurant at breakfast one morning.