11 Horrifyingly Terrible Short Stories

The Witches Sabbath awaits!
With a terrifying cast of characters and filled with scary stories that are actually pretty funny.
This collection includes:
Lady Locombatch: a woman who wants to desperately get rid of her husband.
Alien Armada of Death: an old man who's meditations on his lost $2.50 brings forth the real Alien Armada!
Ghosts on a Dating Site: one girls horrific time on dater.com.
The Monster: a Burmese python is innocently bought from a New York City pet shop. Little do they know the snake has plans for world domination!
Mischief Maker: a classic story of karma and woe.
Cat Power: a rich woman's house is broken into one night but who saved her and how?
Devil's Kiss: what happens when an innocent young girl goes for a walk in the woods?
Dante's Midlife Crisis: a rich man fights for his life and sanity when he finds out that he is turning into a vampire.
Homeless in L. A.: a day in the life of a homeless woman in Los Angeles.
The Witching Hour: a tale about love gone bad.
You're Next!: Fate has death on the cards for Brad and a zombie named Tim is going to deliver the message