Spooky Action at a Distance

In Stephen Evans' Spooky Action at a Distance, a despondent physicist chooses a Las Vegas casino hotel room to exit this world. In the midst of the attempt, he is interrupted by an exotic dancer in an angel costume delivering a birthday surprise to wrong room.

But instead of taking him out of suicide, she decides to join him. And when the effort fails for them both, has a miracle occurred? What are the odds?

Characters:

Harold is a theoretical physicist of indeterminate age.

Angel is an exotic dancer.