Death on the Wild Side

Frank Harring hates lawyers so much that he dreams about planting as many as possible in his fields, then decapitating them with his farm machinery. Frank also hates the institution of marriage, telling his friend Stan, "nothing is more stupid than entering a marriage contract which is a contract enforceable by law which will result in divorce more than 50 % of the time resulting in financial disaster to the man. Frank hatches his "great plan", which will get him the largest number of beautiful women at the lowest possible cost and implements his great plan in the Saint Louis Metro East strip clubs. His plan works sensationally as he has sex with one beautiful stripper after another until he meets top stripper Lori Mellon. The plan unravels just as he predicted it would when the customer dancer relationship turns out to be more than either bargained for.